These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.
He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close.
They ignored him.
So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close.
Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
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Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer.
I call this the Heineken maneuver.
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The technical term for the very bottom of a banana is the "bananus”.
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What’s it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?
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Now that there are no phone booths anymore, Superman just changes in abandoned Blockbusters. |
