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From: Tomato12/28/2024 2:04:41 PM
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Dress Code For Seniors

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together:

~ A nose ring and bifocals.

~ Spiked hair and bald spots.

~ A pierced tongue and dentures.

~ Miniskirts and support hose.

~ Ankle bracelets and corn pads.

~ Speedo's and cellulite.

~ A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.

~ Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.

~ Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.

~ Bikinis and liver spots.

~ Short shorts and varicose veins.

~ Inline skates and a walker.

But, otherwise, WE'RE LOOKIN' GOOD!

—

I take everything with a grain of salt.

Now I have hypertension.

-

A friend of mine decided to marry a pencil.

He can't wait to introduce his parents to his bride, 2B.

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,

"There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or “That’s Michael, he's a doctor.’"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher.

She's dead.”
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