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From: Tomato	12/28/2024 11:35:49 PM
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Teacher: What does your father do for a living? Student: He is a magician. Teacher: What is his favorite thing to do? Student: He cuts people in two. Teacher: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Student: One half-brother and one half-sister. — A fashion designer combined the national dress of India with the carefree styling of Polynesia. He's calling it his Sari, Sarong number. — Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper... I woke this morning with a huge correction. — John Wayne walks into a bar... And asks the bartender if he can use his private restroom. "No!" Says the bartender, "You can use the public one, just like everybody else!" John wayne replies: "Oh come on man, I'm John Wayne!" "No preferential treatment, either use the public one, or get out." John Wayne thinks for a while, hopping from foot to foot, before he gives in, and waddles off the the mens room. A few moments later he returns with his left pant-leg totally soaked. "What the hell happened to you?!" Exclaimed the bartender. "Happens to me every time! I go up to the urinal, and the guy standing next to me turns around saying 'Hey! It's John Wayne!'"

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