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From: Tomato	1/7/2025 12:37:59 PM
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An old English lord comes back home late one night. His butler opens the door for him, and says: “Ah, here comes the old fart. So, did you spend all the money on booze and prostitutes again?” “No, John”, replied the lord. “I was at the doctor getting hearing aid.” — pick-up lines: "If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous." "Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons." "Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?" "Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.” — man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." woman: "No thanks, there's already one asshole in there." man: "What do I have to give you to be able to kiss you?" woman: "Chloroform." man: "I could really light your fire." woman: "Not with that little match you couldn't."

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