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From: Tomato	1/8/2025 7:25:53 PM
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A group of senior citizens are attending a class on the supernatural. The teacher first asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?" Almost all raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?” About half raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three people raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One old man in the back raises his hand. Everyone is astonished. The teacher takes a step back, and says, "Of all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have had sex with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.” As the old man makes his way to the front of the class with a nod and a grin, The teacher says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.” Suddenly the old man replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"

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