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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato1/16/2025 12:41:52 PM
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What gets longer if pulled, fits snuggly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole,

chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked ?

A seatbelt.

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I had sex with a navy girl

Told her thank you for your cervix.

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I used to be in a band called Missing Cat. You probably saw our posters.

My friends and I are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

I used to be in a band called Origami. We folded.

I used to be in a band called T-Mobile, but we kept breaking up.

I used to be in a band called The Hinges. We fronted The Doors.

I started a band called The Sewers. You probably never heard of us . We were underground.

I was in a band called White Line. We were described as middle of the road.

New boy band in Gaza: New Kids On What Used To Be The Block
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