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From: Tomato

1/24/2025 4:44:51 PM

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Roses are red,

Daisies are free

I’ll never forget you,

It burns when I pee

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Marriage is like a late-night phone call.

You get a ring and then you wake up.

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Why do lesbians have belly buttons?

To hold the tartar sauce.

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This kid comes home and proudly announces to his parents,

"Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!"

The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Donnie! And what was the question?"

Sticking out his chest, Donnie says, "Who farted?”

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