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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato1/27/2025 12:01:20 PM
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Date: “Good evening. I'm here to pick up Mary for our date."

Father: "Just wanted to be sure you knew my daughter has acute angina.”

Date: "I know sir. And great boobs, too.”

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Everyone always complains Americans don't use the metric system

That's not true, they always use 9mm in schools.

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Irony is getting pregnant on a pull-out couch.

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I can’t believe I’m getting arrested for making sexual advances toward my boss.

It probably doesn't help that I'm self-employed and my office overlooks a playground.
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