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From: Tomato

2/19/2025 2:55:23 PM

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I I got caught cheating in a Vietnamese sandwich eating competition.

I think they’re gonna banh mi for life.

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Sigh, gone are your chances of winning. Hanoi-ing isn’t it?

Indeed. There’s no Da Nang it.

That’s impressive. You should take a bao.

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I’m a PhD researching bestiality between dogs and man.

If you'd like more details, I’ll be in my lab.

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People are so PC these days, you can’t even say, “Black paint.” Instead you have to say,

"Leroy, could you please paint the fence?”

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If a girl tells you she has a nipple ring, the only correct response is "I don't believe you.”

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I hate Hitler jokes.

They take me out of mein kampfort zone. — I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 guys...then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled "FUCK ME".....what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life.

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