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From: Tomato

2/20/2025 5:56:33 PM

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My wife and I ate at an Islamic Dim Sum restaurant.

Everything was Allah cart.

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What does Kermit the Frog call his castle:

Fucking Ham Palace.

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A wife is dreaming while asleep in the bed, she suddenly wakes up and shouts, "quick, my husband is home!”

Her husband wakes up and jumps out the window.

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I was sentenced to twenty years for my part in a timeshare scheme.

Fortunately, I only have to go to prison for two weeks every year.
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Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them.

They said it would be like winning the Lottery.

To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls.

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