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From: Tomato

2/21/2025 2:31:12 PM

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I saw a woman earlier today who had no chin and all I could think about was how does she put pillow cases on?

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After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes:

"No hablo ingles.”

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A blonde was driving along the highway when

she was pulled over by a cop. The officer stepped out of the car and said: "You've been driving erratically, ma'am.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a breathalyzer test to determine whether you're under the influence of alcohol.”

So she did the test and he studied the result. "Hmm," he said, "it looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.”

The blonde blushed. "You mean it shows that too?”

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Typically, videos take longer to send than photos.

Unless of course the photo's of my dick.

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Ever notice how guys socialize by insulting each other but we really don’t mean it ?

And girls socialize by complimenting each other and they don’t mean it either?

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A boyfriend walks in on his girlfriend scratching her breast. Delighted that he caught a glimpse of such a rare occurrence, he cries, "Boob itch!” His girlfriend turns to him, slaps him in the face, and says, "Don't call me that! And you didn't scare me.”

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