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From: Tomato	2/22/2025 2:16:53 PM
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Who is the greatest boxer of all time? Jim Jones. He knocked out 909 people with one punch. — Things not to say to a woman during sex: - It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate. - I keep having fantasies about Barbara Bush. - Did I mention the video camera? - Sorry about that - must be the baked beans. - Is that it? Can I go now? - This would be fun with a few more people. - Did I tell you aunt Alice died in this bed? - That boil on your chin looks nasty. - I can see right up your nose. - I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs. - You're better than your mother. - And to think, I was really trying to pick up your friend ! — When you say “poop” your mouth moves the same way your anus does when you poop. The same is true for the phrase "explosive diarrhea” — My favorite sex position is the JFK: I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car. -- What do you say when someone dies between February 19 and March 20? Rest in Pisces.

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