My inconclusive travel plans for 2025:
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.
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I think my co-workers are gay.
Every time I walk by, they mumble "What an ass”.
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My wife had to have a canister of perfume removed from her rectum. It was Chanel No. 2.
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What is Mexico’s national bird?
Tequila Mockingbird.
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Did you hear about the wife who
always puts the toilet seat up for her husband when she's done?
Neither did the rest of us.
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Man: Hello 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and she hit the windshield.
911: How's her head?
Man: Not bad, but I think her sister's better. |
