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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato2/24/2025 1:23:35 PM
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My pharmacist mixed up my prescription for Ritalin with Viagra.

I'm trying to pay attention, but it's really hard.



Frosty the snowman talking to his buddy,

" I got one of those DNA kits and found out I"M 85% water,

8% dirt, and 7% dog pee.



What's the difference between a Jewish woman and a Latina?

A Latina has fake jewelry and real orgasms.



A blonde gets knocked off her bike and takes a nasty whack to the head.

A paramedic rushes over to check her for injuries. "How many fingers have I got up?”

She suddenly bursts into tears. "Fuck me, I'm a paralysed from the waist down, I can't feel any”
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