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From: Tomato	2/26/2025 12:27:51 PM
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What does a tortoise and a pedophile have in common? They both try to get there before the hare does. — You meet a man on the Oregon trail that tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him that Terry is a girls' name. Without hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead. You have died of diss'in Terry. — A guy phones work and says “Sorry, can’t come in today, I’m sick.” The boss says “How sick are you?” “Well…” the guy replies “You be the judge – I’m in bed with my sister.” — The other day, a man in Minnesota got arrested, and handed the officer a Monopoly "Get out of jail free" card. Then when he got to prison, his cellmate handed him a card that said, "You won a beauty contest.”

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