What do old people do with their cars when they’re too old to drive them?
They tow them behind their motor homes.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?
He went around killing gingers.
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Out of the mouths of babes . .
(written by kids)
1.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who
likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she
should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
. -No person really decides
before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
2.
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TOGET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
3.
HOWCAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO
PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
4.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND
DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
5.
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know each other. Even boys have
something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and
that usually gets them interested enough to go for
a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
6.
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 ( Love her )
-The rule goes like this:
If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
7.
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )
8.
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF
PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
-- There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
9.
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks
like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10 |
