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From: Tomato	2/28/2025 1:45:47 AM
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This week I jointed the Mile High Club. But I could only afford the Individual Membership. — Bob the medical examiner came home with a black eye. His wife asked him, "What happened to you?!" "I've had a terrible day," said Bob. "I had to go to a hotel where a guest had died while sleeping. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get there body into the body bag because the man had a huge erection. "Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big man lying on the bed with a huge erection. So I put my gloves on, grabbed his erection with both hands and tried to bend it in half." "I see," said his wife. "That must have been terrible! But how did you get the black eye?" Bob sighed, "Wrong room.” — A father took his son to the horse auction. His father went up to a horse and started feeling it's legs, chest and hind. The little boy asked his father what he was doing. The father answered "You have to check them out before you buy them." The little boy started to cry. The father asked what was wrong. The little boy said "I think the UPS man wants to buy mommy.”

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