| | | I remember one morning it was really cold, my friend's kid drained the oil out of his dad's truck, took about an hour. He brought it inside, heated it up on the stove, and then poured it back in. I'd never seen anyone do that before, and the truck started.
Another time, some Americans came up for a bear hunt, and one of them asked, "How cold does it get up here?" Someone pointed to a barking dog and said, "See that dog over there? In the winter, you can't hear them barking. Then, come early March, all the barks just start popping out all over the place." The American looked puzzled for a second before saying, "Bullshit!" |
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