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From: Tomato	3/1/2025 1:21:45 PM
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A pharmaceutical company specializing in nature-based products was investigating the bark of the Ningwood tree as a treatment for male urinary incontinence. They tried different doses and found that the highest ones did indeed have some therapeutic effect. In a press release about their trials they noted the following: More Ningwood makes it hard to pee. — A giraffe walks into a bar and shouts, “Highballs are on me!” — How can you tell if an astronaut is gay? You can't. There's no orientation in space. — If a white lie is a harmless lie that doesn’t matter, Then does that mean that black lies matter? — What’s the difference between a casual dinner party and a pirate orgy? In one, you come as you are, and in other, you arr! as you come.

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