A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"
She says, "My mom died."
He told her to go home, but she said, "No, I'll be fine."
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?"
She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”
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There’s an incest competition in my town next weekend.
I'm going to enter my sister.
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My best friend, Dave, passed away yesterday, so
I went to see his wife today.
I said, “Look on the bright side, at least he’s not suffering anymore.”
She said, “He wasn’t ill, he died all of a sudden.”
I said, “I know, I meant being married to you.”
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Mobster: (tying a cinder block to his victim)
"You're gonna be sleeping with the fishes tonight."
English teacher: “‘Fish.’" |
