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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato3/3/2025 1:35:21 PM
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I was enjoying a beer with a buddy and mentioned to him that my wife and I are now sleeping in separate bedrooms.

He said, "Interesting", took a few sips, and added, "so what do you do when you want to have sex?" I told him, "I whistle."

A few moments went by and he followed up with, "And what does your wife do when she wants to have sex?"

"She comes to my door and asks if I whistled.”



Went to my first Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting last night.

Nobody was there.



What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT?

A LGBT.



Early to be, early to rise,

What does it matter, everyone dies.
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