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From: Tomato3/4/2025 2:15:47 PM
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They just came out with a new bra for older women.

It's called the "sheep dog", because it rounds them up and points them in the right direction.

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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another. "He's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close with this comment: "They use the dogs to find the fire hydrants.”

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I needed a blood transfusion, but the hospital

ran out of blood, so they substituted borscht. Now my heart never skips a beet.

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Near the end of my operation, I suddenly woke
up and demanded the right to close my incision. Reluctantly, the surgeon handed me the needle and said, "suture self.”

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Who’s the most prepared person in the world?

Justin Case

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What did the French trademark lawyer say to his wife:

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