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From: Tomato	3/10/2025 1:51:08 AM
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What do you call a robot that converts men to Sikhism? The Turbanator. — A Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub. The Scotsman says "round of drinks for everyone on me." The next day's newspaper headline read: "Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death behind pub.” — Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies. — A man rubs a bottle and a genie comes out, The genie says to the man, "I will grant you one wish however, it must be within reason" The man thinks for a second and says "I want a dragon!" the genie replies "Are you mad? I said within reason!" Again the man thinks and finally speaks. "I wish for the ability to plug a USB cable in right every time." The genie thinks, then says, What color do you want your dragon? — I just found out that watermelons are 92% water. In completely unrelated news, I'm never eating another kumquat.

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