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From: Tomato	3/10/2025 2:35:34 PM
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A young man was delivering a package to an apartment building... He rang the buzzer and they let him in. He knocked on the door and this incredibly beautiful woman answered it wearing only a see through nightie. While standing in the doorway she asks him if he likes her figure? ” Yes” was the reply. She asked if he liked her breasts? “Yes” was the reply. She asked if he liked the Brazilian wax she has? Again, “yes” was the reply. About that time there was a noise, she said “I hear someone coming, come inside.” He steps in and she closes the door. As she was enjoying this she asked the young man what he thought was her best feature. His reply was, "your ears". Puzzled, she asked, "with a figure like this, and beautiful breasts how can you say my ears?" His reply, "in the hall when you said you could hear someone coming, it was me”. — Hey Baby, are you Russian? Because you seem to be influencing my erection. — My doctor asked me if I knew my sperm count. “I didn't realize they were that clever” — I was just reading that Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the word "Fuck" or "Fucking" 506 times. That actually beats a record set by me in 2003, trying to put an Ikea wardrobe together.

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