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From: Tomato	3/13/2025 12:33:14 PM
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Boy: "I'm so exited for this date. I've been saving up all week.” Girl: "I really don't mind splitting the bill.” Boy: "Yeah, I'm not talking about the bill.” — I walked into my boss's office and handed him a pear... "What's this for? he asked. I replied, "A raise. My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you.” — A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hepped-up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” — What was the hardest thing for Louis CK when he had to leave his disrespectful kids home alone? Getting someone to watch his little jerks.

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