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From: Tomato3/15/2025 5:56:22 AM
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Explain these to me:

- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

- Why do toasters have a setting that burns toast to a crisp?

- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald guys?

- Why do they call it a boxing ring when it's square?

- What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about.

- What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

- Is French-kissing in France just called kissing?

- How does the man who drives the snowplow get to work?

- How would you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

- How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

- How can you identify a person using dental records? If you don't know who they are, how the hell would you know who their dentist is?

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What's the difference between Astrology and Astronomy?

About 50 IQ points.

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Today i have met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee

Brocco Lee.

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Why are retired Nazis so good with animals?



They're veteran Aryans.

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