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From: Tomato	3/17/2025 11:00:22 PM
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Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine. — My friend tells me his marriage is like a Budweiser: Stale, with no head. — Elena Altemus is 89 and has dementia. She often forgets her children’s names, and sometimes can’t recall whether she lives in Maryland or Italy. Mrs. Altemus, who entered a nursing home in November, was screened for breast cancer this summer. “If the screening is not too invasive, why not?” asked her daughter, Dorothy Altemus. “I want her to have the best quality of life possible.” — What did the necrophiliac say to the opossum "You're such a tease."

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