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From: Tomato3/21/2025 12:12:51 PM
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I'm old enough to remember when

"cutting a rug" meant dancing, not shaving a pussy.

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Yesterday I met Darth Vader's corrupt brother,

Taxi Vader.

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What does an orgasm and a heart rate have in common?

I don't care whether she has one.

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I wonder if the guy who coined the term

"One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases?

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During sex with my girlfriend,



I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said "What the hell are you doing?"

And I was like "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."

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