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From: Tomato	3/23/2025 12:57:29 PM
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2 guys named Lou decided to rob a jewelry store. Because they shared the same name they went by their last initials Lou A. and Lou C. Their plan was simple: they would take all the diamonds they could, then Lou A would drive away to get the cops attention while Lou C would sneak out the back and catch a plane at the airport. So while Lou A was on the ground distracting the cops, Lou C was in the sky with diamonds. Oh…I left out the part where the silent alarm was triggered and Lou C shouted out, "Lou A, Lou A, Oh no! We gotta go now." -- — Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie. — What is the highest religious authority among oranges called? The Pulp. -- What’s the difference between your boss and your girlfriend? Your girlfriend appreciates when you come late.

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