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From: Tomato3/25/2025 1:41:45 PM
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What has 100 legs and no pubic hair?

The front row at a Justin Bieber concert.


Why did Kourtney Kardashian pierce her belly button?

So she could attach an air freshener.

Chemistry puns:

My Chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me.... That's a salt!

I'm running out of chemistry jokes. All the good ones argon.

Why did the chemist's pants keep falling down? He had no acetol.

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says, "Are you sure?" The proton replies, "I'm positive."

This joke is sodium funny... I slapped my neon that one.

To a chemist only six states matter.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much for a drink. The bartender replied, "for you, no charge."

The noble gases walk into a bar. No one reacts.
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