A blonde woman is walking down the street with her blouse open.
A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out.”
As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out.
When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?”
She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your breast is hanging out.”
She looks down and says "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus!”
A blonde walked up to an airport ticket counter and asked to buy a round trip ticket.
"Where to?" asked the smiling ticket agent.
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, back here. Duh."
Q: What goes: vroooom-screech, vrooom-screech, vroooom-screech?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: Why do blondes make terrible bankrobbers?
A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
Q: Why can't blondes make KoolAid?
A: They can't get 2 quarts of water in that little envelope.
Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their moms told them not to speak to strangers. |
