My neighbor was run over and killed by a boat in Venice.
My gondolances.
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Notice in a library: While reading the
Kama Sutra, please hold the book with both hands.
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"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon !"
"Sit there, and don't stir."
"Doctor,doctor, I think I'm a racehorse !"
" OK, take one of these pills every five furlongs ."
"Doctor,doctor, my right ear is warmer than my left ear."
"You need to adjust your toupee."
"Doctor,doctor I feel bad because I've been having an affair with a meteorologist."
"You're just under the weather."
"Doctor,doctor, I keep thinking I'm a clock !"
"Try not to get all wound up."
"Doctor,doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains !"
"Pull yourself together, man."
"Doctor,doctor, I feel like a deck of cards !"
"I'll deal with you later."
"Doctor, doctor, the letters A,E,I,O and U really annoy me."
"You have irritable vowel syndrome.” |
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