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From: Tomato3/28/2025 4:31:57 AM
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Who was the first computer wiz ?

Eve , she had an apple in one hand and a wang in the other.

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I fondly remember our childhood when

Dad used to roll us down the hill in a tire.

Those were the Goodyears.
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How do you know a blonde has been trying to commit suicide?

There are bullet holes in the mirror.

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More Students' history answers

The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anarchist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.

Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for sixty-three years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so

was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English. He was very large.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make really good milkshakes?

Because he’s rich and can afford the best ingredients.
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