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From: Tomato

3/28/2025 1:56:28 PM

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Boomer Hit Parade: Herman's Hermits: Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker Ringo Starr: I Get By With a Little Help From Depends The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Hip Bobby Darin: Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash Roberta Flack: The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face Johnny Nash: I Can't See Clearly Now Paul Simon: Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver The Commodores: Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom Procol Harem: A Whiter Shade of Gray Leo Sayer: You Make Me Feel Like Napping The Temptations: Papa's Got a Kidney Stone Abba: Denture Queen Tony Orlando: Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall Helen Reddy: I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore Willie Nelson: On the Commode Again
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The attorney tells the accused, "I have some good news and some bad news.”

"What's the bad news?" asks the accused.

"The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it."

"What's the good news?”

"Your cholesterol is 130.”

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Man: Doctor, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!

Doctor: Wow! That's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

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