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From: Tomato	3/30/2025 1:33:12 PM
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A guy is screwing his secretary when his wife walks in. Wife (sobbing): "You can't do this to me !” Husband: "I know. That's why I'm doing it to HER.” — A boy came home from school and asked, "Dad, do we have any Greek in our family?" Dad responded "Nope" "Why did you name me Achilles then?" Dad replied "You both made it through the Trojan wall” — I went on a date with a blonde woman last night. "Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is.” — “Back in the day...” my grandfather started to say. “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well.” “But today...” he continued. “Wherever you go, there are cameras...”

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