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From: Tomato	3/30/2025 9:42:47 PM
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A boy got a Saturday job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day, the store put in a machine for squeezing oranges. The boy asked if he could work on the machine. — An Irish band were doing a gig at a Dublin nightclub owned by their manager, Sam Frank. The gig was a great success and afterwards they all went out to dinner to celebrate. They didn't want to leave their instruments in the van for fear of theft so they decided to take them inside. The guitarist collected his guitar from the back of the van, the flautist picked up his flute, but the harpist couldn't find her instrument anywhere. She was beside herself with worry. "What's the matter?" asked one of the band. The poor girl burst into song......"I left my harp in Sam Frank's disco.” — What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? She opens the car door. Why don't they hire blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in their typewriters. Have you heard about the blonde virgin? She hangs out with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. How do you know when a blonde reaches orgasm? She says, "next." Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads. What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? You don't lend the Porsche out to your friends. Why do employers give blondes only a half hour for lunch? Any longer and they'd have to retrain them. Why did the blonde fail her driving test? Every time the car stopped, she jumped into the back seat.

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