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From: Tomato	4/1/2025 11:38:53 AM
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Guy orders a cup of coffee with no cream Waiter says, "sorry sir, we are out of cream. Would you like that with no milk?” — Airplane Blonde One who has bleached or dyed her hair blonde but still has a black box. — How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konnichihuahua. - My wife and I went on our honeymoon to Australia... Unfortunately, I had to dial the help line. "G'day this is Tim, you've reached the Aussie help line. How can we help ya mate?" I told him, "We were in the ocean and my wife was stung by a jellyfish on her lady parts. Her vagina is completely swollen shut. It's our honeymoon, and well....you know." The guy on the help line replies, "Ah, bummer mate!" I say, "I hadn't thought of that! Thanks for the advice. You've saved my honeymoon!"

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