A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered.
"Think about this, when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better, your ear or your finger?”
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I used to think all black people had boomboxes.
Then I realized that was just a stereo type
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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S?
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year
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A highly successful manager was going home in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass
Astonished by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?”
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass.”
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said.
"But sir, I have a wife and five children with me. They are over there, under that tree”.
"Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also.”
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and seven children with me!”
"Bring them all, as well," the manager answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy feat, even for a car as large as it was.
One of the poor fellows turned to the Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 3 feet high!” |
