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From: Tomato

4/8/2025 12:44:04 PM

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Man: "I caught your son playing doctor with my daughter."

Neighbor: "Oh my, I hope he didn't do anything inappropriate.”

Man: "I'll say he did. The co-pay he charged was outrageous.”

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The first thing a man notices about a woman is her eyes..

And when he makes sure they're not looking his way, he checks out her boobs.
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Bill Gates created a multi-billion dollar company and named it after his dick.
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Some nurses notice that when they give a comatose woman a sponge bath, her heart monitor starts beeping more when they wipe between her legs.

Out of ways to bring this woman out of her coma, the nurses decided to ask her husband if he would consider oral sex with his wife to see if that would help bring her out of her coma.

He was initially hesitant, but they assured him that the curtains would be closed and no one would see. So, he decided that he would do it. The husband goes into the room, and the nurses gathered outside of the room with their eyes glued to the monitor, hoping something would come of it.

Suddenly, the heart monitor flatlines. The nurses are shocked.

The husband comes out of the room, and the nurses immediately ask him what happened.

He responds, "I think she choked.”

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