Yo Mama's so old.....
She was a DJ at the Boston Tea Party.
The only dating she's involved in is carbon dating.
Her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
She was a waitress at the Last Supper.
The last period she had was the Mesozoic.
When she was a kid, rainbows were in black and white.
She got Adam and Eve's autograph.
She was deafened by the Big Bang.
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The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him.
Finally, he was brought to an old physician. After about an hour’s examination he came out and told the cardinals that he had some good news and some bad news.
The bad news was that the Pope had a rare disorder of the testicles.
The good news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured was have sex.
Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally, they went to the Pope with the doctor and explained the situation. After some thought, the Pope stated, “I agree, but under four conditions.”
The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over the noise a single voice asked, “And what are the four conditions?”
The room stilled. There was a long pause.
The Pope replied, “First, the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see who she is having sex with.
Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear who she is having sex with.
And third, she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out who she is having sex with, she can tell no one.”
After another long pause a voice arose and asked, “And the fourth condition?” The Pope replied, “Big tits.” |
