A bakery owner hired a young female shop assistant who liked to wear
very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the
store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind
the counter. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin
bread, he has a brilliant idea.
"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.
The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread
located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath
her, was provided with an excellent view, just as he had thought he
would get.
When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two
loaves. As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of
the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own
loaf of raisin bread.
After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "Why
the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"
Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men
standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the
crowd. Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the
elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"
"No mam but it's quivering a little.”
—
A tourist visits an Indian reservation
where he finds an old chief who claims that he remembers everything that has ever happened in his life.
The tourist is curious and asks the chief "What did you have for breakfast on your 5th birthday?"
Without hesitation the chief replies "eggs".
Impressed, he continues his vacation and returns home.
Ten years later, he returns to the reservation and is surprised to see the same old chief again. He approaches the chief, puts his hand up flat and greets him with "how".
The old chief simply replies "scrambled”.
—
I got a phone call from my son's school today
Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?
Yes, how can I help you?
Hi, This is little Billy’s music teacher calling
Oh, hi
Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!
Really? Wow! That’s..
Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet. |
