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From: Tomato	4/10/2025 3:38:24 PM
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Epileptic Santa: "He seizures when you're sleeping.” — At school, the teacher said I was in a class of my own. It was only later that I found out the official term was "Quarantine.” -- Teacher to parent: "There's one good thing I can say about Johnny............ ..with grades like these, he couldn't have been cheating.” -- My exam results were all underwater....................below C level. -- Teacher to Johnny: "I'm glad your writing has improved, because now I can see how bad your spelling is.” -- Johnny to mother: "My teacher thinks I'm going to be famous. She says all I have to do is mess up one more time and I'm history.” -- You know there's something wrong with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with R. ------- When I was in high school, I was in the French club. We didn't really do anything. Every once in a while, we'd surrender to the German club.

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