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From: Tomato	4/12/2025 11:53:02 AM
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What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin. I hope Death is a woman. That way it will never come for me. Why do Jewish women always have sex with the lights off? Because they never like to see a man having a good time. A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?” Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.” What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. How did the leper hockey game end? There was a face off in the corner. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged. What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods. Say what you want about pedophiles… But at least they drive slow through the school zones. How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

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