A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked, "Bubba, just what the hell is your secret?"
Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I’m about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. This numbs it and I can screw 'em forever!”
The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he took off his clothes and started banging his manhood on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and asked, "Is that you, Bubba?”
I asked a pimp how to get started in the pimping business. He said I need to get me a bitch , a hoe and a thot. The bitch handles all the hookers. She’s like the mom of the house. The hoe handles day to day affairs . Who does accounting? I asked
He said, It’s the thot that counts.
thot
/THät/
noun
DEROGATORY•INFORMAL
a woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships.
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I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let's make things interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
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"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings.”
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.
Ten minutes later, there are more loud and dreadful screams "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?”
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.”
"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell.”
"You can't go there," says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized.”
"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that.
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