Paul, And our humble Carl, who has a ministerial bent, can officiate at Paul F. and Moo Chips wedding. Obviously, the ceremony should be held in Carl's Church of Intel (Although Barry and I prefer to call it a Temple.)
My view is: better things through chemistry. And it is clear that these two guys have similar chemistries of the "looser" variety.
But please be polite with Moo Chips (obviously he has the ring in his right ear) as he is a bit sensitive about insults. So don't call him a "pansy" or say anything mean about his dress.
Paul F. on the other hand has a thick skin and can take anything. "More pain, more gain", he always says. He so tough he runs around in shorts year round. Indeed some times he loses his shorts and he just keeps on dancing to the same old tune.
Carl knows the tune, he will give us the lyrics that he promised last year. It will be their wedding number. I think it starts: "Intel at the races, or the oasis, or something like that. (Maria Muldaur music I think) Come on Carl, we are waiting.
I am going shopping for a wedding present.
I think Paul might like a new MediaGX with a open can of dog food inside. Its a government designed battery backup system for when the CPU runs out of gas before the 90 day warranty is over. Someone tried to introduce one based on electricity, but there was fear they might develop a monopoly, so the Dept. of Justice outlawed that product. Moo is too fickle for me, Victoria can pick his present.
Regards, David S. Long on Intel and Iomega
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