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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato4/18/2025 12:22:16 PM
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I haven't had sex in so long


sometimes I go for a run in flip flops to remember what it sounds like.

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Isn't it weird when sometimes

you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?

Anyway, my wife's sister just caught me masturbating.

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Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch.

One asks the other, "What was your worst day last year?" The other responds, "The day I had diarrhea!”

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For my late grandfather, his favorite joke. "My wife, she can't wrestle..."


"But you should see her box!”

And he'd laugh. And laugh. And laugh.
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