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From: Tomato

4/23/2025 8:02:39 PM

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Pun enters a room, kills 10 people

Pun in, 10 dead
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What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?

The abdominable snowman

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What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?

"Where were you on the night of September to March?”
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Steve Irwin put on sunscreen.

Too bad it didn’t protect him from harmful rays.

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It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

An American dog goes 'woof', a Czech dog goes 'haf', a Dutch dog goes 'blaf' and a Korean dog goes 'sizzle’.
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What do you call a fat weather man that studies the urinary tract?

A meaty urologist.

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