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From: Tomato4/24/2025 1:05:15 PM
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What does cunnilingus and smoking a cigarette have in common?

The flavor changes when you get close to the butt.

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People often overlook the obvious. . .Simon entered the state lottery hoping to win, but he never did. Finally, he prayed vigorously, and hoping for a message, he walked around the fair.

A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Suzie's booth. She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see 7 written on both her bums.

He bet on 77 as he thought he had been given a clue.

He lost again...Sad!

The winning number was 707.

Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.

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Why is every gender equality officer in a company female?


Because it is cheaper

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I went to this cool new restaurant in Vegas, the server woman came out nude with the menu painted all over her body.


She asked if I was ready to order, I said “ I know what I want, but I just can’t put my finger on it.”
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