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From: Tomato	4/28/2025 7:35:57 PM
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A man went to church to confess his sins to a priest… He said, father I have sinned and I wish to confess. Go on my son, go on my son… About 2 weeks ago I was walking in the neighborhood and my neighbor said that her fridge was broken and asked if I could please come in and fix it. So I went inside and started fixing the fridge and it started to rain heavily. By the time the fridge was fixed, it was still raining, so she said you can’t go out in this rain! come have some tea and let’s talk. So we had tea and one thing led to another and… I fucked her! Go on my son, go on my son… Then last week I was in another neighborhood and a woman said her oven wasn’t working and if I could please help her fix it. So I went inside and started fixing the oven and it started to rain again. Once I fixed the oven it was still raining so she said you can’t go out in this rain come have some food with me. So we ate and one thing led to another and… I fucked her! Go on my son, go on my son… Just yesterday I was driving my car and it started to break down. Luckily, I was near a garage so I pulled in and the mechanic was an old friend from highschool! He started fixing my car and it started to rain again. Once he fixed my car the rain was still pouring down so he said come let’s have some vodka and reminisce on old memories. So we drank and got very drunk and one thing led to another and… I fucked him! Father what should I do? The priest said “Get the hell out of here before it starts to rain!” -- Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana? It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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