If I saw a man in a suit, jump into a phone booth and then Superman jump out. I’d be like “Holy shit!”
A fucking phone booth!
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A man walks into a resort and the first sign he saw reads, “LOOL AREA!!”
He was confused and asks one of the employees about it.
“Yes, we have this tradition here, we replace the first ‘P’ of any word that starts with P with an ‘L’ because the owner hates the words that starts with letter ‘P’.”
The man thought this was strange, but as long as there were no other rules, he’d be fine. The man toured the resort and eventually came upon the cafeteria.
There was a sign which read, “Serving Lierogies and Lork tonight.”
Thinking about the food made the man hungry, so he went around looking for food. Strangely, in cafetaria he only found two signs that read; line for breakfast and line for dinner, both of which were closed since it was 12:30 PM.
Confused and hungry, the man approached the employee and asked, “Where’s the lunchline?”
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A woman was in some distress one day when she locked herself out of her car.
An army man from Boston was walking by in the car park so she waved him over and said "excuse me can you help me, I've locked myself out".
"Sure" he says. So he takes off his pants and rubs them against the door and as if by magic the door unlocked.
"Wow" said the woman, "how did you do that?”
He replies "These are my khakis”.
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After years of hard work in the gym as a personal trainer I finally admitted I wasn’t strong enough and quit.
I just handed in my too weak notice. |
